I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
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reasons i dont want to go back to school
- being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
- have to wear a bra
- forced social interaction
- gross teachers
- having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
- have to wake up early
- cant stay up too late
- no sleeping in class
- no eating in class
- less time for internet and friends
- did i mention that 80% of ppl here are giant assholes
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
This post was a roller coaster of emotions
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
when u make a joke only u and ur friend get