The queen dork.
Emily Blizzard - 16 - Canada.

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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