I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
single and ready 2 flamingle
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail